Completely inappropriate for a ball, of course, but I'm trying to find another excuse to buy them. Here's what I've come up with so far...
I need these shoes because:
1. They're sparkly
2. I wouldn't need to carry pepper spray
3. Elvis Presley would approve
And wouldn't you know it, the last available pair is in my size. I'd call that fate!
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